Archive for July, 2011
Death of an hp
My hp calculator died today. Or, more accurately, it has been dying a slow death over the past few months, and seems to have finally kicked the bucket.
I’m pretty bummed because this isn’t just any calculator – it’s an hp 48S graphing calculator, circa 1990.
When the subject of graphing calculators came up in high school and all the other kids were getting TI’s, my dad insisted that I have an hp.
You see, my dad has an hp65, one of the original pocket calculators. He got it around 1974, while he was in college, and still uses it every week to balance the checkbook and plan the budget – he won’t use anything else. I was so young when he taught me to use RPN logic that I don’t remember it – I was probably still in the womb.
There are a couple of good websites for antique hp calculators – the hp museum, for example – where I can go to find out how to diagnose, disassemble, and fix my calculator. Normally, I wouldn’t tackle an electronics repair, but I just might try it this time.
There’s something about the unique orange and blue labels, forty-nine buttons, and brownish-gray case of my 48S that contrasts nicely with my sleek, naked, black iPhone. An icon of nerdiness side-by-side with an icon of hipness.
P.S. On a family trip to DC in the early ’90’s, we saw Dad’s exact calculator in the Smithsonian. Apparently, it was used on the Apollo spacecraft in 1975.
P.P.S. If you’ve never heard of RPN (Reverse Polish Notation) logic, check out hp’s explanation and tutorial. And yes, it really is called Reverse Polish Notation.
Really, what *am* I doing here?
Have you ever been in a situation where you looked around and said, “What the hell am I doing here? Seriously – what am I doing with these people, in this situation?”
As a rare female in the Industrial Automation world, this happens to me quite a bit. Either the effects of being the only female within a 10 mile radius are hitting me, or the people around me are so intoxicated by the corporate Kool-Aid that I can’t believe they’re not seeing/hearing/comprehending the situation the same way that I am.
I seem to have a pretty high immunity to corporate Kool-Aid. Maybe it’s a female thing. Some women, especially those with a technical slant, have the ability to balance the left-brained, purely analytical assesment of a situation with the right-brained, empathetic, “I want everyone to hold hands and get along” urge.
If you’re one of them, you should command a premium on your salary, because you will be one of the rare people who can make decisions and lead situations to an outcome that balances the good of the company with the good of the employees/customers/various other human stakeholders. And to be able to do that, you have to avoid the intoxicating effects of the Kool-Aid.
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